A Fantasy: Exiling Spineless Leaders
๐ Congress members without spines will be airlifted to an unknown hospital for spinal implants & new brain chips wired to to their constituencies in order to reset their moral compasses.
What a relief! Surgeons have come up with a perfect solution to save America without confrontation or war. A secret hooded scientific team led by Dr. Jack Crackbones and Dr. Jill Overhill will extract the spineless traitors: Trump, his family and cabinet during their maga prayer meeting when their eyes are already shut. Then they will be quietly taken to surgery and rehabilitated to stand up for democracy and our constitutional republic.
They will be kept at a private location until they can walk upright independently. Then they will be required to take a test on the Constitution and make a speech about their contribution to American health, security and safety from domestic and foreign terrorists. Failure to stand erect will cost them their office permanently; their previous perks and secret service details will be cancelled. Thry will be exiled to the Gulag with no appeal.
What can I say? I wish it were true today. Changing gears for the new reality which is too close to fantasyโ
May I suggest you get more โwokeโ! NOW!